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I was in a liquor store and the owner asked me if I needed help.

I replied, “Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of whisky instead.”

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Scientists have recentlv discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.

It’s called wedding cake.

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I’m still shocked about the streaker at the movie theater.

It was a private showing.

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Never blame someone else for the road you are on.

That is your own asphalt.

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I just had a near sex experience.

My wife flashed before my eyes.

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