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I have some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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There was something odd about the “Do Not Touch” sign at the petting zoo.

But I couldn’t put my finger on it.

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What do call an animal that knows if you’re lying?

Sealion.

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Where do dogs go after losing their tail?

The re-tail store!

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Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have four.

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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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