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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it.

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If a pig loses its voice, does that make it disgruntled?

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My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in the back seat of my car so I had to pop the trunk.

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They should make a cat-themed spin-off of “Paw Patrol” and call it “Claw & Order.”

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

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What’s smarter than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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