I got my wife a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Birthday Jokes
My wife told me I ruined her birthday.
That’s crazy, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
I threw a ball for my dog.
It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
At his birthday party, a man who just turned 103 was asked if he thought he’d be around for his 104th birthday.
“I certainly do,” he replied. “Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104.”