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Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Because he was afraid of its bark.

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If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go to?

Purrrrrgatory.

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My cat is sick.

He doesn’t seem to be feline well.

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Why was the large cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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Why are cats so good at video games?

Because they have 9 lives.

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It was raining cats and dogs the other day.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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