The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

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Chemistry Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Biology Jokes / Break Up Jokes / Chemistry Jokes / Chemistry Puns / Physics Jokes / School Jokes / Teacher Jokes

One Liners

I only tell chemistry jokes periodically.

Chemistry Jokes / Chemistry Puns / Corny Science Jokes / Funny Chemistry Jokes / Periodic Table Jokes / Science Jokes

One Liners

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Chemistry Jokes / Corny Science Jokes / Element Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

During chemistry class, I learned that sulphur dioxide should never be poured into a metal container.

It’s just an oxidant waiting to happen.

Chemistry Jokes / Corny Science Jokes / Science Dad Jokes / Science Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Hey bro, you have any sodium hypobomite?

NaBrO.

Bro Jokes / Bro Puns / Chemistry Jokes / Corny Science Jokes / Element Puns

One Liners

I use chemistry puns, but only periodically.

Chemistry Jokes / Chemistry Puns / Element Puns / Science Dad Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?

OMg.

Chemistry Jokes / Element Puns / Funny Science Jokes

Puns

Lose an electron?

Gotta keep an ion it.

Chemistry Jokes / Chemistry Puns / Science Jokes For Kids

One Liners

I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.

Chemistry Jokes / Element Puns / Science Dad Jokes