The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Chocolate Puns

One Liners

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Chocolate Jokes / Chocolate Puns / Diet Jokes / Eating Jokes / Health Puns

Puns

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He replied, “I always have a few twix up my sleeve.”

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Chocolate Puns / Halloween Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

Chocolate Puns / Egypt Jokes / Mummy Jokes