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A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest asks it to leave. The boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?”

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What do you call Batman when he skips church on Sunday?

Christian Bale.

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What did the carrot say to the romaine during church?

Lettuce pray.

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