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Customer: “May I try on that dress in the window, please?”

Clerk: “No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”

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I asked a scarecrow if he enjoyed his job.

He said “It’s not for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”

Continue reading “I asked a scarecrow if he enjoyed his job.”
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I’ve officially entered the town’s annual “Tightest Hat Competition.”

I’m just hoping that I can pull it off.

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The other day I had just come home from work when my wife ran towards me and tore off all her clothes.

Suddenly my wife flashed before my eyes.

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I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

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