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The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.

It was a hard drive.

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My boss calls me “the computer.”

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?

A big Mac.

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Why did the computer keep freezing?

It left its Windows open!

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Why did the computer go to bed?

It needed to crash.

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Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

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