What’s the opposite of a dad bod?
An auntie-body.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Dad Bod Quotes
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I like to refer to it as a “father figure.”
My wife leaned over and said, “I love your dad bod.”
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Dad jokes in the streets.
Dad bod in the sheets.
She leaned over and said, “I love your dad bod.”
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”
You say “dad bod.”
I say “father figure.”