The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Disney Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.

Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.

Aladdin Jokes / Disney Dad Jokes / Disney Jokes / Magic Carpet Jokes / Magic Puns / Racing Jokes / Rug Puns

Shower Thoughts

In Toy Story, it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set.

Disney Jokes / Lego Jokes / Toy Jokes / Toy Story Jokes

Funny Kids Jokes

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Basketball Puns / Disney Jokes / Princess Jokes / Sports Jokes

One Liners

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Disney Dad Jokes / Disney Jokes / Funny Disney One Liners / Password Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at football?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Disney Jokes / Football Jokes / Princess Jokes / Pumpkin Puns