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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.

Continue reading “I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.”
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Where do dogs go after losing their tail?

The re-tail store!

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I threw a ball for my dog.

It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.

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When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it.

It was a shitzu.

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

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My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away.

It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.

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