What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Drinking Jokes
I was in a liquor store and the owner asked me if I needed help.
I replied, “Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of whisky instead.”
Tequila may not fix your life.
But it’s worth a shot.
Platypus walks into Duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and Duck gives him the check.
Duck billed Platypus.