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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken.

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Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, “How to drive this thing?”

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The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.

It was a hard drive.

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After buying a new limousine, I couldn’t afford a driver.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

Continue reading “After buying a new limousine, I couldn’t afford a driver.”
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What do you call a bunch of strawberries, blueberries and blackberries smashed in the road?

Traffic jam.

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Never blame someone else for the road you are on.

That is your own asphalt.

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