I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck.”
They were angry that I used fowl language.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Duck Jokes
Dear autocorrect, it’s not “ducking.”
It’s never “ducking.”
Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their buttquacks.
Platypus walks into Duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and Duck gives him the check.
Duck billed Platypus.