The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Eating Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Eating Jokes / Food Jokes / Racing Jokes / Running Jokes / Running Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

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Cannibal Jokes / Cannibalism Jokes / Clown Jokes / Eating Jokes

One Liners

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Chocolate Jokes / Chocolate Puns / Diet Jokes / Eating Jokes / Health Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

Accident Jokes / Baking Jokes / Doctor Jokes / Eating Jokes / Food Jokes / Injury Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

How can you tell when your clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Clock Jokes / Eating Jokes / Jokes About Eating / Jokes For Kids / Time Jokes / Time Puns