Currently on a long-distance flight and the only meal options are white meat chicken or German sausage.
Unfortunately I’m in the last row, so I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Fowl Jokes
I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck.”
They were angry that I used fowl language.
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
A chicken and and egg walk into a bar.
The bartender comes in from the back and says, “Who came first?”
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poltrygeist!