What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Fruit Puns
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries.
But I wasn’t sure how to fraise it.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
To whoever left 5 bananas on my doorstep this morning…
Thanks a bunch.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.