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What do you call an airplane full of balding men?

Receding Airlines.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What do you call a red-headed baker?

A ginger bread man!

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What do you call a group of people waiting in line to get their haircut?

A barber queue.

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I was thinking about shaving both sides of my head, but I probably ought to mullet over.

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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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