Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
Not unless you count Dracula.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Halloween Dad Jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
Did you hear about the nervous jack o’ lantern?
It had no guts.
I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.
It would be really hard to pull off.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
A plumpkin!
I just found out my girlfriend is actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.