The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Hand Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves.

Any tips?

Body Part Puns / Cold Jokes / Finger Jokes / Glove Jokes / Hand Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, grandpa! No hands!

Clock Jokes / Grandpa Jokes / Hand Jokes / Hand Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I broke my finger today.

On the other hand, I am ok.

Broken Bone Jokes / Finger Jokes / Hand Jokes / Hand Puns / Injury Jokes

One Liners

I didn’t realize I’d be so obsessed with a pirate if I ever met one, but as soon as we shook hands I was hooked.

Continue reading “I didn’t realize I’d be so obsessed with a pirate if I ever met one, but as soon as we shook hands I was hooked.”

Captain Hook Jokes / Hand Jokes / Hand Puns / Hook Puns / One Hand Jokes / Pirate Jokes / Pirate Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body?

You can always count on them.

Finger Jokes / Hand Jokes / Hand Puns / Number Jokes