I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. “Where?” she asked.
“No, regular,” I replied.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Injury Jokes
A bunch of books fell on my head today.
I guess I only have my shelf to blame.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I broke my finger today.
On the other hand, I am ok.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the guy that ran into a lamppost?
He sustained light injuries.