I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Jokes About Books
Started a tribute band with some friends and called it “The Books.”
Now nobody can judge us by our covers.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
The bartender says, “Olive or Twist?”
I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life.
Why was the math book distressed?
It had too many problems.
I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l’ll call it my oughta-biography.