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Jokes About Clothes

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Customer: “May I try on that dress in the window, please?”

Clerk: “No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”

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I asked a scarecrow if he enjoyed his job.

He said “It’s not for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”

Continue reading “I asked a scarecrow if he enjoyed his job.”
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Just found out chronic diarrhea is hereditary.

Runs in your jeans.

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My Visa declined at the sweater store, so the cashier had to ask for my cardigan.

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Would making nun’s clothing be considered habit forming?

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I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week.

I just can’t see myself wearing it.

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Did you hear they announced the winner of the neckwear competition?

It was a tie.

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I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone.

I was getting really tired of its shirt.

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