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Jokes About Dogs

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Why can’t people hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can’t whistle.

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When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it.

It was a shitzu.

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What do dogs do when they’re dancing in the club?

They raise the woof.

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My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away.

It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.

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What do you call an underwater dog?

A subwoofer.

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