The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Jokes About Eating

Ultimate Dad Jokes

My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense:

I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.

Fat Jokes / Fat People Jokes / Food Jokes / Jokes About Eating / Wife Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

How can you tell when your clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Clock Jokes / Eating Jokes / Jokes About Eating / Jokes For Kids / Time Jokes / Time Puns

Quotes About Getting Old

My friends say I’m getting fat, but in my defense…

I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.

Fat Jokes / Food Puns / Jokes About Eating / Jokes About Food

One Liners

I didn’t realize I got fat until the cashier at McDonald’s apologized for my weight.

Fast Food Jokes / Fat Jokes / Jokes About Eating / McDonalds Jokes