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Jokes About Getting Old

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Shout out to my grandma.

That’s the only way she’ll hear you.

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When I was young, I was very poor.

After years of hard work and struggle, I’m no longer young.

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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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My 95 year old grandmother is amazing. She still doesn’t use glasses.

She drinks straight from the bottle.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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The man responsible for inventing the “wind chill factor” has sadly passed away.

He was 98 but felt like 85.

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Hey guys, remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.

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