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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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Where does a mansplainer get his water from?

A well, actually.

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If a man is in the middle of nowhere and there isn’t a woman around, is he still wrong?

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.

She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.

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I hear it’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods.

But it’s harder to deter gents.

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I met my wife at the adhesive factory where we both worked.

We bonded immediately.

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