Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
But other times I let her sleep in.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Marriage Jokes
Last night, my wife and I watched three movies back-to-back.
Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
My wife threatened to leave me because of my “disgusting habits.”
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
Did you hear about the two spiders that got engaged?
I hear they met on the web.
My wife told me I ruined her birthday.
That’s crazy, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
My wife leaned over and said, “I love your dad bod.”
I shrugged and replied, “yeah, it’s growing on me.”