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Why did the gnome visit his mother?

To get a gnome cooked meal.

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Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

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“It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”

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My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an x-ray.

I wonder what she saw in him.

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What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web!

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When I was young, my mom would tear out the last page of all my comics. She would never tell me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It’s time to sweep!

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