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I will never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon.

They just take the money and run.

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I was once so broke I couldn’t afford to pay my electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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I got a text saying that I won my choice of $100 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act.

They said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

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My bank keeps calling to complement me.

They say my balance is outstanding!

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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I used to work in finance, but then I lost interest.

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If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

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