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My date stood me up at the movie theater.

I had to sit back down after getting yelled at by the family behind me.

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My local movie theater is cracking down on outside snacks, but that’s okay.

I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

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I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.

It’s ok though, it still saved me money.

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I’m still shocked about the streaker at the movie theater.

It was a private showing.

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The guy who owned the movie theater died yesterday.

Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45,

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