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My New Year’s resolution is to quit procrastinating.

I’ll start tomorrow.

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I love when they drop the ball in Times Square.

It’s a nice reminder of what I’ve done all year.

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

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Been reading a bunch of studies about the major dangers of drinking.

It’s so horrible that my New Year’s resolution is to quit reading altogether.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig.

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