My girlfriend broke up with me and took all my pasta.
Now I’m penne-less.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Pasta Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
My sister made a bet with me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!