A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon it comes down to who’s the better cyclist.
The Mediocre Joker
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The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Running Jokes
Never mess with a marathoner.
They run the streets.
I will never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.