The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Toy Jokes

Ultimate Dad Jokes

I asked the worker at the toy store if they had any Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures in stock.

She replied, “Aisle B, back.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes / Store Jokes / Toy Jokes

Shower Thoughts

In Toy Story, it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set.

Disney Jokes / Lego Jokes / Toy Jokes / Toy Story Jokes

Parenting Quotes & Memes

Yesterday we got the rocket ship the toddler wanted for his birthday so it should come as no surprise that today he no longer likes rocket ships.

Parenting Jokes / Toddler Jokes / Toy Jokes