Someone once told me that it’s impossible to make puns about vegetables.
I said that’s not nececelery true.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Vegetable Puns
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
This morning in the supermarket, a woman tried to steal lettuce, mayo, anchovies, parmesan and croutons.
As she ran away I shouted: “Seize her salad!”
What did the carrot say to the romaine during church?
Lettuce pray.